Oh jeeeeez guysBut you should be proud of me for getting on right?
For like five minutes?
Okay we're good.
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Dear DiaryDear Diary,Dear Diary
I ate a sandwich today. I realized for the first time that one does not use a spoon to eat them. I was at the deli and I ordered my usual, a turkey breast with salmon, bacon, and teriyaki sauce, sat down and began to eat, spoon in hand. The man next to me turned and said, “You know… You don’t use a spoon to eat sandwichs…”
This blew me away. All that I had known: destroyed. My world became swirling mist of the unknown. Every fact I thought I knew suddenly came into question. The way of the universe died that day.
The man grew concerned about the glazed look I had while I was shaking uncontrol
by ~happygoatguy
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- Current Residence: In Soviet Russia, Moscow lives in you!
- Interests: i find morrissey inherently fascinating
- Favourite movie: I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine
- Favourite band or musician: "the radioheads"
- Favourite genre of music: Good music.
- Favourite poet or writer: VONNEGUTTTTTTTTT
- Favourite cartoon character: Mushu you guys.
- Personal Quote: Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job.
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90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. I am one of the 10% that would be laughing.
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